Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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