i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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