Duck Duck Cougar?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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