I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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