yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
