does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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