I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
