hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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