so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You have to summon your inner elephant
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
