No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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