no. you can't hotbox the world.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm having to shit out rocks
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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