I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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