Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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