Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ugly people sure do ruin things
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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