Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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