There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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