Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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