umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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