you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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