Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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