found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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