stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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