Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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