I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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