She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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