This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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