they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
