I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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