do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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