Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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