Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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