why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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