So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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