he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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