yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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