I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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