i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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