At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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