the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Randomize
