your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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