My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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