seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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