Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
try to milk me bitch
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