if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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