The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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