I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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