Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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