he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Randomize
