So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize
