these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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