I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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