Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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