I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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